August 10, 2008

Department of Human Services Joke

A man owned a small farm in the outback. The Dept Of Human Services claimed he was not paying  proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'  demanded the agent.  

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.  

 Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'  

 'That's the guy I want to talk to…the half-wit,' says the agent. 

 WELL,   'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

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July 6, 2008

VIDEO OF THE 50 STATES


When you click on, the outline of the United States will appear and frame all of the pictures slowly, in a slide type presentation.

 
Put your speakers on in a low tone, to go along with the mood that is created.

This is better than Good, it's spectacular so key down and click on

Make sure your sound is on. Absolutely beautiful!!!
 
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.                      —–Ronald Reagan

 

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May 1, 2008

Check These Prices

So you think fuel is expensive? Check these prices you’re paying per gallon:

Ocean Spray     16 oz $1.25 ……… $10.00 per  gallon

Brake Fluid     12 oz $3.15 …… $33.60 per  gallon

Diet Snapple     16 oz $1.29 … $10.32 per  gallon

Lipton Ice Tea     16 oz $1.19 ……….$9.52 per  gallon

Gatorade 20 oz     $1.59 ….. $10.17 per  gallon

Vick's Nyquil       6 oz $8.35 … $178.13 per  gallon

Pepto  Bismo    l4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per  gallon

Whiteout  7 oz    $1.39 ……. . $25.42 per  gallon

Scope  1.5 oz    $0.99 …..$84.48 per gallo 

And  this is the REAL KICKER…

Evian  water      9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source and now they are saying that water or anything stored in plastic containers is carcinogenic leeching poison into the human body.

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January 12, 2008

Thomas Kinkade Personal Checks

Did you know there are 4 rotating scenes of full-color Thomas Kinkade design bank checks? If Thomas Kincade is a artist you admire , check out the inspirational personal checks at BeautifulChecks.

Simply click on the "SEE ALL personal check designs" blue underlined hyperlink and you’ll be viewing an adventure in check design.

Thomas Kinkade’s Seasons of Reflection is a favorite by many as well as other great designs that you can view at your leisure.

Also Thomas Kinkade labels, contact cards and a smart black checkbook cover. There are a variety of inspirational personal check designs that offer quantity discounts as well as special discount offers you’ll want to take advantage of.

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November 27, 2007

Property Tax Checks

A cheap personal check roll back on lowering homeowners overhead would be to eliminate the current property tax system. Property taxes are a major drain to every checkbook and there is nothing cheap about them.

Homeowners are penalized for improving their property instead of encouraged.  If property would only be taxed when it is bought or sold, like you would a car, seniors would live easier as well as those starting out … even those who should be part of the American dream and are still struggling would have some breathing room.

Your home should be your castle and not goose laying golden eggs for the lavishly compensated public servants who represent 1 out of 5 jobs in the U.S.  That ratio should be more like 1:20+  according to many independent thinkers opinions.  We would save millions of dollars that would otherwise be spent on bloated budgets further fueling an inaccurate assessment system that needs constant adjustments.

Your personal checkbook would celebrate and your money could be better spent when left under your control.

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October 18, 2007

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife…"When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when
he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put
it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket
with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account, and wrote him a check…. If he can cash it, then he can spend
it."

Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks
they are smarter than women!!!*

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September 27, 2007

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